Quotes
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"Las Vegas Boulevard is jammed, and I am in love."
Just Another Moment by Midnight_Caller
Mad Girl's Love Song -- Sylvia
Plath
"I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead;
I lift my lids and all is born again.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)
The stars go waltzing out in blue and red,
And arbitrary blackness gallops in:
I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead.
I dreamed that you bewitched me into bed
And sung me moon-struck, kissed me quite insane.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)
God topples from the sky, hell's fires fade:
Exit seraphim and Satan's men:
I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead.
I fancied you'd return the way you said,
But I grow old and I forget your name.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)
I should have loved a thunderbird instead;
At least when spring comes they roar back again.
I shut my eyes and all the world drops dead.
(I think I made you up inside my head.)"
Sylvia Plath
"Those are just theories and wild speculation!"
Sara replied. "So I'm not sure it's the appropriate forum to
discuss this topic."
"Ms. Sidle, I am the 'moderator' of this forum and we
will discuss topics where I deem them fit to discuss," admonished
the judge.
Wescott sighed. "Fine," she declared, dropping
the line of inquiry altogether, as she'd learned in the Chris Carter
School of TV Character Development. "Have you ever asked your boss
if he wanted to sleep with you?"
.....
"Moving on," Wescott cut her off sharply.
"Your Honor, let the record show that Ms. Sidle has committed
multiple..." she glanced down at the packet. "'PSVs' against
her boss."
"Objection! PSVs?" questioned the DA.
"Personal space violations," clarified the judge, before
muttering. "A four-year old could figure it."
......
"Did you...synchronize your movements in a perfect
expression of Geek Symmetry?" the DA read aloud.
"I...don't even know what that means." Grissom was bewildered.
The DA explained. "A
particularly enthusiastic group of eyewitnesses described how you
talked about animals seeking symmetry in their mates and how you and Ms.
Sidle stood and moved in a symmetrical fashion while joining
hands and singing 'Come What May' with Slim Shady and Mr. Fluffy --
oops, wrong page -- ah yes, your movements personified the symmetry you
were describing later, as if your subconscious was telling you that Ms.
Sidle was your perfect mate." The DA raised his eyes from the
packet. "Any of this sound familiar?"
......
Grissom left the stand and went to find the rest of his
team. Catherine cut him off. "I'm not letting your un-'ship eat up
my valuable screentime!" she informed him, before stalking off to
have another affair with a building inspector and make sure everybody
knew exactly who had the most active sex life in the Las Vegas Crime
Lab.
.......
Molly Walker (EOlivet), "Witness
to the Convolution"
what the heck? you all should go off and read this
awesome parody! Run, don't walk!
"... It's just ah, you tell me to get a life and
then I get one,
and then you expect me to be there in a moment's notice, it's ah,
confusing."
Sara Sidle to Gil Grissom in the final scene of "Let
The Sellers Beware"
"I am just a road kill on the Dawson and Joey
highway,"
Jen on "Dawson's Creek"
Shakespeare Sonnet-a-Day
LXXX.
O, how I faint when I of you do write,
Knowing a better spirit doth use your name,
And in the praise thereof spends all his might,
To make me tongue-tied, speaking of your fame!
But since your worth, wide as the ocean is,
The humble as the proudest sail doth bear,
My saucy bark inferior far to his
On your broad main doth wilfully appear.
Your shallowest help will hold me up afloat,
Whilst he upon your soundless deep doth ride;
Or being wreck'd, I am a worthless boat,
He of tall building and of goodly pride:
Then if he thrive and I be cast away,
The worst was this; my love was my decay.
Top Ten Things
The Government Doesn't Want You To Know
("The Late Show with David Letterman" Presented By
Gillian Anderson Aka Dana Scully From the X-Files)
10.) Eight of our last ten presidents were secretly named "Stewie."
9.) There's no such place as "North Dakota."
8.) Your social security number contains coded information about
what you look like naked.
7.) Al Gore is the result of a cross-breeding experiment between
a man and a coffee table.
6.) You know that "Titanic" song everyone loves? It was
actually recorded by Saddam Hussein.
5.) The last episode of "Seinfeld" is kind of
disappointing.
4.) The entire Cuban missile crisis was staged by Jerry Springer.
3.) Due to a navigational error, Neil Armstrong actually landed
in Wilmington, Delaware.
2.) The "Late Show" is a secret CIA operation designed
to cure insomnia.
1.) Ten cents on every tax dollar goes directly to Oprah.
"Justin, Sideshow Bob called; he wants his hair back."
--- Shepard Smith (Fox News), on American Idol 2002
"I can't help but dream about a kind of criticism that would try
not to judge but to bring an oeuvre, a sentence, an idea to life; it would
light fire, watch the grass grow, listen to the wind, and catch the sea
foam in the breeze and scatter it. It would multiply not judgments but
signs of existence; it would summon them, drag them from their sleep.
Perhaps it would invent them sometimes--all the better. All the better.
Criticism that hands down sentences sends me to sleep; I'd like a
criticism of scintillating leaps of the imagination. It would not be
sovereign or dressed in red. It would bear the lightning of possible
storms."
--- Foucault
"What could possibly be exciting about a game where almost nothing
happens?"
--- Molly Walker (Eolivet), "Stealing Signs"
語言可以不同，但心裡聆聽的聲音如此相似。
(Languages may be different, but what we heard inside are similar)
--- 蔣勳
Moby on Baldness (Bald Heads Together , 6/4/2002 - New
Zealand)
.... but it's true, bald white guys all kind of look the same.
the irony though is that norman cook doesn't shave his head anymore, and
he's quite a bit taller than i.
maybe there should be a buddy movie featuring lots of guys with shaved
heads.
kind of like '101 dalmatians' but with bald guys. and some evil glen
close/monty burns character could be after us for our stubbly heads. maybe
for tire traction or something.....
Sobell on "Sex, Lies and Larva"
"At one point, he's shivering on a crate as he observes the pig. Sara shows up. Gil pushes over a second box, and Sara sits down. She then opens a large bag and hands Gil a thermos. He smiles at her -- something that really does peel about ten years off his face -- and Sara continues by wrapping a blanket around him. She then hunkers down to keep him company, and the camera pulls back to show them huddled together, reviewing lab notes. It's really kind of sweet, except for the festering, vermin-riddled pig decomposing at their feet. Young forensics investigators in love, I guess. "--
Sobell, www.televisionwithoutpity.com
The world
was whole because
it shattered. When it shattered,
then we knew what it was.
-- Louise Gluck, 'Formaggio'
"I believe that we're all looking for out isomers, not opposites."
--- Isometry, by Syntax, Chapter 9 (MSR fanfic)
Scully: He had bulk teeth? No, he didn't. And that's significant, how?
Mulder: I'm just trying to be thorough. --- "Bad Blood"
" why do we expect politicians to be noble and honest and wise and wonderful? 90% of the time politicians are moderately competent, very ambitious weirdos. i'm not being cynical, but politicians are rarely inspirational, and it's odd that we are so often disappointed by them. it's odd because you think that we would, for the most part, assume that politicians are going to be self-interested, moderately competent, ambitious weirdos. and it's hard to be too disappointed by a self-interested, moderately competent, ambitious
weird. "
--- Moby, 5/7/02. France
'You never felt jealousy, did you, Miss Eyre? Of course not: I need not ask you; because you never felt love. You have both sentiments yet to experience: your soul sleeps; the shock is yet to be given which shall waken it. You think all existence lapses in as quiet a flow as that in which your youth has hitherto slid away. Floating on with closed eyes and muffled ears, you neither see the rocks bristling not far off in the bed of the flood, nor hear the breakers boil at their base. But I tell you- and you may mark my words- you will come some day to a craggy pass in the channel, where the whole of life's stream will be broken up into whirl and tumult, foam and noise: either you will be dashed to atoms on crag points, or lifted up and borne on by some master-wave into a calmer current- as I am now. "
-- "Jane Eyre"
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